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Ted Kennedy, the guy who let a girl drown when he was drunk, said that things were way better under Clinton. He must have been referring to the "oval office" Monica issue?
QUOTE(Flogi @ Aug 11 2006, 11:33 PM) [snapback]78560[/snapback]
Ted Kennedy, the guy who let a girl drown when he was drunk, said that things were way better under Clinton. He must have been referring to the "oval office" Monica issue?
Funny, that was the first thought I had when all I saw was the topic headline under current events.
Sad actually.
QUOTE(Flogi @ Aug 11 2006, 10:33 PM) [snapback]78560[/snapback]
Ted Kennedy, the guy who let a girl drown when he was drunk, said that things were way better under Clinton. He must have been referring to the "oval office" Monica issue?
Please don't have a cow here but as I read this..."He must have been referring to the "oval office" Monica issue? I saw "oral office."
Hi, I'm Monica. 
What about the Kennedy compound, any rapes lately?
O.K., so maybe you're not on society's "A" list, and maybe your last name isn't exactly Kennedy, but if you make the trek down to Hyannisport, you no doubt want entree into the most exclusive place around: the tightly guarded Kennedy compound. We understand. We feel your pain. So, in the interests of public service, we're presenting ten lines that will get you through the door:
10) "Do you know who I am?"
9) "Did somebody order a truckload of cheeseballs?"
8) "It's all right. I have a Pile of Shirts press pass."
7) "Hi! I'm collecting signatures for Jack E. Robinson"
6) "Did somebody order a truckload of Hostess ho-ho's?"
5) "I'm the Pillsbury Doughboy."
4) "Of course I'm a Kennedy! I'm your sistah's brothah's cousin's mothah!"
3) "Just sign right here, Senator, for your 'Sweatin' to the Oldies' video."
2) "Did somebody order a truckload of butter?"
1) "Beer Man!"
10) "Do you know who I am?"
9) "Did somebody order a truckload of cheeseballs?"
8) "It's all right. I have a Pile of Shirts press pass."
7) "Hi! I'm collecting signatures for Jack E. Robinson"
6) "Did somebody order a truckload of Hostess ho-ho's?"
5) "I'm the Pillsbury Doughboy."
4) "Of course I'm a Kennedy! I'm your sistah's brothah's cousin's mothah!"
3) "Just sign right here, Senator, for your 'Sweatin' to the Oldies' video."
2) "Did somebody order a truckload of butter?"
1) "Beer Man!"
QUOTE(Maz @ Aug 12 2006, 02:19 AM) [snapback]78581[/snapback]
QUOTE(Flogi @ Aug 11 2006, 10:33 PM) [snapback]78560[/snapback]
Ted Kennedy, the guy who let a girl drown when he was drunk, said that things were way better under Clinton. He must have been referring to the "oval office" Monica issue?
Please don't have a cow here but as I read this..."He must have been referring to the "oval office" Monica issue? I saw "oral office."
Oh my! LOL
My Great Grandmother was second cousin to Rose Kennedy! I used to wonder why I didn't get born into the rich side of the family, now I just Thank God that he spared me from that legacy!
Watch out the sky is falling!!! Nice sign
QUOTE(Flogi @ Aug 13 2006, 03:02 AM) [snapback]78691[/snapback]
O.K., so maybe you're not on society's "A" list, and maybe your last name isn't exactly Kennedy, but if you make the trek down to Hyannisport, you no doubt want entree into the most exclusive place around: the tightly guarded Kennedy compound. We understand. We feel your pain. So, in the interests of public service, we're presenting ten lines that will get you through the door:
10) "Do you know who I am?"
9) "Did somebody order a truckload of cheeseballs?"
8) "It's all right. I have a Pile of Shirts press pass."
7) "Hi! I'm collecting signatures for Jack E. Robinson"
6) "Did somebody order a truckload of Hostess ho-ho's?"
5) "I'm the Pillsbury Doughboy."
4) "Of course I'm a Kennedy! I'm your sistah's brothah's cousin's mothah!"
3) "Just sign right here, Senator, for your 'Sweatin' to the Oldies' video."
2) "Did somebody order a truckload of butter?"
1) "Beer Man!"
HAHA
Am I now in the Jokes Department???? By the way
Flogi I just love your Big letters bottom script.
QUOTE(Nerina @ Aug 13 2006, 04:17 PM) [snapback]78824[/snapback]
QUOTE(Flogi @ Aug 13 2006, 03:02 AM) [snapback]78691[/snapback]
O.K., so maybe you're not on society's "A" list, and maybe your last name isn't exactly Kennedy, but if you make the trek down to Hyannisport, you no doubt want entree into the most exclusive place around: the tightly guarded Kennedy compound. We understand. We feel your pain. So, in the interests of public service, we're presenting ten lines that will get you through the door:
10) "Do you know who I am?"
9) "Did somebody order a truckload of cheeseballs?"
8) "It's all right. I have a Pile of Shirts press pass."
7) "Hi! I'm collecting signatures for Jack E. Robinson"
6) "Did somebody order a truckload of Hostess ho-ho's?"
5) "I'm the Pillsbury Doughboy."
4) "Of course I'm a Kennedy! I'm your sistah's brothah's cousin's mothah!"
3) "Just sign right here, Senator, for your 'Sweatin' to the Oldies' video."
2) "Did somebody order a truckload of butter?"
1) "Beer Man!"
HAHA
Am I now in the Jokes Department???? By the way
Flogi I just love your Big letters bottom script.
Yes I also like it.
Btw, Whatever happened to Monica, did they ever make the movie??
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