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LarryD
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5h3L0I9x...kzmdpgD92UOT007

Man gulps 11.5 pounds, wins Ohio chili contest
19 hours ago

MASON, Ohio (AP) — A man nicknamed "Humble Bob" stuffed himself with 11.5 pounds of a local specialty called chili-spaghetti in only about 10 minutes to claim victory in a holiday eating contest. Bob Shoudt won $2,500 at the inaugural Skyline Chili Spaghetti eat-off Monday at Kings Island amusement park.

"Humble Bob" dashed to an early lead, sucking down more than two pounds in less than a minute.

Shoudt, of Philadelphia, is ranked No. 5 by the International Federation of Competitive Eating.

He did so well at vacuuming up the pasta mixture Monday that he narrowly beat the federation's top-ranked competitive eater, Joey Chestnut. Chestnut won this year's July 4 hot dog-eating contest at New York's Coney Island with 59 dogs in 10 minutes.

On the Net:
International Federation of Competitive Eating: http://www.ifoce.com/

WhiteKnight
There is a Humble Bob in this forum. Iam sure it is him smile.gif
LarryD
QUOTE (WWJDtoday @ Sep 3 2008, 07:31 AM) *
LarryD,

I understand this is in a Just for Fun category, but to a lot of Christians, this would be seen as the sin of gluttony and against the Christian way. I, too, have seen the Fourth of July reports about people winning year after year in a hot dog eating contest and how they prepare each year to eat this much food at one sitting. To me it is really offensive and it flies in the face of the fact that many people all over the world are starving, we are looking at the aftermath of a storm in New Orleans where people will need to take weeks to get back to normal, haven't had a decent meal in days and this is a necessary headline to put up?

I am not trying to spoil your fun, just think about it when you are posting next time, how unfortunate many are, even in the United States, to have to beg for food or do without, while others like 'Humble Bob' and Joey Chestnut are eating for a reward. Our reward is in fighting the good fight of faith, our goal is for the prize that the Lord has offered us if we endure to the end. To post this to others who may not be as fortunate to eat whatever they want, could give the wrong impression from a Christian view.

I mean no harm, just to mention my feelings about this remark.

Once again...Is God unhappy or broke? Doe He have a sense of humour? Humour is just that. It does not have to reflect on a great moral code

When Humble Bob sees this thread he will laugh...I know him...I am the Grande Poopah...
crownsevenalphabet
Nope, Humble Bob is alias ButterBean : you got the wrong bean . . .

http://www.prophetsplace.com/butterbean.shtml
Fere
I like Humble Bob and I enjoy his posts! smile.gif
Adullam
We have no way of knowing if this Humble Bob is the very same HB that we know on this forum. It could be just one of many Humble Bob's out there. mellow.gif

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John
LarryD
QUOTE (Adullam @ Sep 3 2008, 09:17 AM) *
We have no way of knowing if this Humble Bob is the very same HB that we know on this forum. It could be just one of many Humble Bob's out there. mellow.gif

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John

You guys don't know from jokes...

This is not humble bob as we know him..it just came up in a news release about a spaghetti eating contest....the guy calls himself humble bob...is all....so I capitolized on it for a laugh and then one guy comes along with his butt cheeks clenched together because he has about as much sense of hee haw as a dead horse and then others climb on for the ride...I was hoping HB would hop in by now, because he has a sense of hee haw and will most likely get a smile from it....

Mais oui! 1dsz5f1.gif dry.gif wacko.gif blush.gif unsure.gif blink.gif

LarryD
SPOOF OF TRUTH MAZE OF MIRTH WIZARD OF ID GOTTA GET RID TOAST THE HOST HE IS THE MOST LET US GET REAL AND FORGET THIS SPEEL...

THE FIRE CRACKERS IN THIS FORUM ARE ALL LIT UP AND ON PARADE. I AM AGAINSTUM. OFFER A GUY A QUARTER AND HE EXPECTS A HUMMINGBIRD.
crownsevenalphabet
I thought it funny and the forum Humble Bob will laugh to.

That is why I pitched in the funny twist of BUTTERBEAN, the aka boxer.

------------ It is very funny, indeed !

And Humble Bob, when you click on, the Butterbean link, remember . . . you are
much more handsome than Butterbean. Even though he would beat the soup out of
most of the people who lost their funny bones . . . maybe the funny bone was inside
the bowl of pasta ?

And Butterbean, remember when they said books, you thought they said LOOKS, and
while you contemplated the option, you took ` HOOKS `. . . for all those hay-baling
left hooks you are so equiped with !

Something out there for every one --------- just find the bowl of pasta and get back
your funny bone PEOPLE

laugh.gif
signet



gosh I just burnt the pesto tortelinni! the fire alarm went off...I thought it was a
truck backing up. the dog barked at the siren and then...then...I smelled that
horrible smell. had to open the house and bring in the fans to clear the smoke.

ah, so much for my planning dinner ahead at 2:30. I had to finish my pasta
in the microwave. somehow I lost my appetite.

Bon appetit!

Signet
Humble Bob
Oh that is too funny, LarryD. I am laughing with you and with all the others who posted. Thanks for sharing.

God has a sense of humor for sure. Ever envision Christ having a hearty laugh? laugh.gif laugh.gif

Here Am I
QUOTE (Humble Bob @ Sep 3 2008, 06:43 PM) *
Oh that is too funny, LarryD. I am laughing with you and with all the others who posted. Thanks for sharing.

God has a sense of humor for sure. Ever envision Christ having a hearty laugh? laugh.gif laugh.gif




damo7



if this is humble bob i dont think humble bob would tell us but i cracked up as i read what larry d had put in his post i know larry d sence of humor and god does have a sence of humor he gave me a fiancee who lives in the philippines when i was asking him to give me a single women from this side of the world


so i have learnt not to question what god does


i try to get into these competions but i miss them and we dont hold them that often in Australia as they are held in your country


i would like to enter a pie or hamburger competion i feel i can down 150 pies or hamburgers but my fiancee would shoot me and would put me on a diet she is real small and thin me though i am 6 foot 1 and built my gut is another story to much good food like pizza pasta and fried rice and nodels and the odd hamburgers from mac donalds and hungry jacks oh and the odd kfc kentucky fried chicken

i like the see food diet i am on eat as much as you can while you are working abroad and not say what you eat

thinking off food i am about to make lunch for my self


God bless from damo laugh.gif biggrin.gif tongue.gif
Here Am I
QUOTE (damo7 @ Sep 3 2008, 08:30 PM) *
if this is humble bob i dont think humble bob would tell us but i cracked up as i read what larry d had put in his post i know larry d sence of humor and god does have a sence of humor he gave me a fiancee who lives in the philippines when i was asking him to give me a single women from this side of the world


so i have learnt not to question what god does


i try to get into these competions but i miss them and we dont hold them that often in Australia as they are held in your country


i would like to enter a pie or hamburger competion i feel i can down 150 pies or hamburgers but my fiancee would shoot me and would put me on a diet she is real small and thin me though i am 6 foot 1 and built my gut is another story to much good food like pizza pasta and fried rice and nodels and the odd hamburgers from mac donalds and hungry jacks oh and the odd kfc kentucky fried chicken

i like the see food diet i am on eat as much as you can while you are working abroad and not say what you eat

thinking off food i am about to make lunch for my self

God bless from damo laugh.gif biggrin.gif tongue.gif



Hi Damo smile.gif

laugh.gif


LarryD
QUOTE (WWJDtoday @ Sep 3 2008, 12:38 PM) *
I did not intend to in any way mess up your thread. I just didn't know there was a Humble Bob on the forum. So am I still forum?? sad.gif

Welcome anyways...Ha... 1dsz5e4.gif
Humble Bob
y'all do bless me.

Larry you don't look a day over 25! laugh.gif wub.gif
Pamela
QUOTE (Humble Bob @ Sep 3 2008, 05:43 PM) *
Oh that is too funny, LarryD. I am laughing with you and with all the others who posted. Thanks for sharing.

God has a sense of humor for sure. Ever envision Christ having a hearty laugh? laugh.gif laugh.gif

Hey HB! LOL!

LarryD
QUOTE (Humble Bob @ Sep 3 2008, 11:42 PM) *
y'all do bless me.

Larry you don't look a day over 25! laugh.gif wub.gif

The fermentation process has begun. I got white on the top and yet there is fire in the stove. Funny you said this..I had a first time ever dream last night where someone was standing beside me as I looked into the mirror and they remarked how old looking I was...I am trying to hang onto my youth but I do not use any Grecian formula or great Canadain coverup. rolleyes.gif I like this scripture....only thing is I am having a hard time being it....Pro 16:31 The hoary head [is] a crown of glory, [if] it be found in the way of righteousness. I said that by the standard of law based religiosity which declares that I must perform at a certain level or risk an ignomious doom. That is why I love to hate the law. It condemns me from the starting gate. If Jesus died to win my freedom and subsequently restore my life, then I feel I do not have to take it back to the "found and lost" department at Wallmart.







crownsevenalphabet
QUOTE (LarryD @ Sep 4 2008, 09:59 AM) *
QUOTE (Humble Bob @ Sep 3 2008, 11:42 PM) *
y'all do bless me.

Larry you don't look a day over 25! laugh.gif wub.gif

The fermentation process has begun. I got white on the top and yet there is fire in the stove. Funny you said this..I had a first time ever dream last night where someone was standing beside me as I looked into the mirror and they remarked how old looking I was...I am trying to hang onto my youth but I do not use any Grecian formula or great Canadain coverup. rolleyes.gif I like this scripture....only thing is I am having a hard time being it....Pro 16:31 The hoary head [is] a crown of glory, [if] it be found in the way of righteousness. I said that by the standard of law based religiosity which declares that I must perform at a certain level or risk an ignomious doom. That is why I love to hate the law. It condemns me from the starting gate. If Jesus died to win my freedom and subsequently restore my life, then I feel I do not have to take it back to the "found and lost" department at Wallmart.












Larry ---------- you got Richardson (ha) on your example ?




Richardson
Richardson (Ralph Richeson) is an unkempt, seemingly simple-minded employee at the Grand Central Hotel whose duties include cleaning and cooking. He rarely speaks and is quite inarticulate on the occasions that he does, both in sharp contrast to his talkative employer Farnum. Richardson has a strange fixation with an old pair of deer's antlers given to him absent-mindedly by Alma (whom he told "I like you. You're purdy."). He clings to the antlers when frightened, carries them when sent by Farnum on an errand, and sometimes raises them to a larger pair of antlers, in prayer.

Farnum detests Richardson, regards him as a mental feeble, and frequently chastises him, sometimes comparing him to a frog or grotesque beast, yet ironically, Richardson is the only person Farnum can totally confide in. Late in the show's run, some indications are given that Richardson is not totally the completely uneducated idiot he seems; he is seen reading a newspaper in private, and reveals himself as an adept juggler at the newly opened theater's amateur night. In Season 3, his job as the Grand Hotel's cook is taken over by Aunt Lou, though Richardson continues as her assistant.

Ralph Richeson-originally hired as an extra-was added as a main character after viewers indicated how much they loved "Richardson" in the few brief glimpses of him during the first half of Season One.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Characters_of...od#E._B._Farnum
damo7
QUOTE (Here Am I @ Sep 3 2008, 09:46 PM) *
QUOTE (damo7 @ Sep 3 2008, 08:30 PM) *
if this is humble bob i dont think humble bob would tell us but i cracked up as i read what larry d had put in his post i know larry d sence of humor and god does have a sence of humor he gave me a fiancee who lives in the philippines when i was asking him to give me a single women from this side of the world


so i have learnt not to question what god does


i try to get into these competions but i miss them and we dont hold them that often in Australia as they are held in your country


i would like to enter a pie or hamburger competion i feel i can down 150 pies or hamburgers but my fiancee would shoot me and would put me on a diet she is real small and thin me though i am 6 foot 1 and built my gut is another story to much good food like pizza pasta and fried rice and nodels and the odd hamburgers from mac donalds and hungry jacks oh and the odd kfc kentucky fried chicken

i like the see food diet i am on eat as much as you can while you are working abroad and not say what you eat

thinking off food i am about to make lunch for my self

God bless from damo laugh.gif biggrin.gif tongue.gif



Hi Damo smile.gif

laugh.gif





i cant past pictures so hear is my pic laugh.gif biggrin.gif lol one day i hope to do what you guys are able to do i am stil on my l plates a student when it comes to computers




that pic reminds me of my son we took him to a reastraunt he had fish and chips and vegtables and a lemon on the side to put on the fish guess what my son ate ? he ate the lemon thats it so we put what we got him in a doggy bag he ate it the next day we warmed it up




God bless from damo
LarryD
QUOTE (damo7 @ Sep 3 2008, 07:30 PM) *
if this is humble bob i dont think humble bob would tell us but i cracked up as i read what larry d had put in his post i know larry d sence of humor and god does have a sence of humor he gave me a fiancee who lives in the philippines when i was asking him to give me a single women from this side of the world so i have learnt not to question what god does i try to get into these competions but i miss them and we dont hold them that often in Australia as they are held in your country i would like to enter a pie or hamburger competion i feel i can down 150 pies or hamburgers but my fiancee would shoot me and would put me on a diet she is real small and thin me though i am 6 foot 1 and built my gut is another story to much good food like pizza pasta and fried rice and nodels and the odd hamburgers from mac donalds and hungry jacks oh and the odd kfc kentucky fried chicken i like the see food diet i am on eat as much as you can while you are working abroad and not say what you eat thinking off food i am about to make lunch for my self God bless from damo laugh.gif biggrin.gif tongue.gif

Hey damo, in the bold there...about trying to get in these competitions...pardon my French, but you and I have gotten into a few pissing contests alright enough...between that and whoflungdung it has been a slice.
damo7
QUOTE (LarryD @ Sep 4 2008, 10:41 PM) *
QUOTE (damo7 @ Sep 3 2008, 07:30 PM) *
if this is humble bob i dont think humble bob would tell us but i cracked up as i read what larry d had put in his post i know larry d sence of humor and god does have a sence of humor he gave me a fiancee who lives in the philippines when i was asking him to give me a single women from this side of the world so i have learnt not to question what god does i try to get into these competions but i miss them and we dont hold them that often in Australia as they are held in your country i would like to enter a pie or hamburger competion i feel i can down 150 pies or hamburgers but my fiancee would shoot me and would put me on a diet she is real small and thin me though i am 6 foot 1 and built my gut is another story to much good food like pizza pasta and fried rice and nodels and the odd hamburgers from mac donalds and hungry jacks oh and the odd kfc kentucky fried chicken i like the see food diet i am on eat as much as you can while you are working abroad and not say what you eat thinking off food i am about to make lunch for my self God bless from damo laugh.gif biggrin.gif tongue.gif

Hey damo, in the bold there...about trying to get in these competitions...pardon my French, but you and I have gotten into a few pissing contests alright enough...between that and whoflungdung it has been a slice.





hay larry laugh.gif biggrin.gif



i know what you mean and nah you dont have to excuse your self around me yes we have gotten into a few pissing contests biggrin.gif

i feel if i was to enter a food one my new wife to be would have me strug out to dry she wants me skinny i keep teling her i will obey your wishes but its going to take time for me to loose all the weight i have thou lost a fair bit of weight

it has been a slice and now i am weighting for our new victem we can victamize tongue.gif



God bless from damo
LarryD
QUOTE (damo7 @ Sep 4 2008, 07:46 PM) *
QUOTE (LarryD @ Sep 4 2008, 10:41 PM) *
QUOTE (damo7 @ Sep 3 2008, 07:30 PM) *
if this is humble bob i dont think humble bob would tell us but i cracked up as i read what larry d had put in his post i know larry d sence of humor and god does have a sence of humor he gave me a fiancee who lives in the philippines when i was asking him to give me a single women from this side of the world so i have learnt not to question what god does i try to get into these competions but i miss them and we dont hold them that often in Australia as they are held in your country i would like to enter a pie or hamburger competion i feel i can down 150 pies or hamburgers but my fiancee would shoot me and would put me on a diet she is real small and thin me though i am 6 foot 1 and built my gut is another story to much good food like pizza pasta and fried rice and nodels and the odd hamburgers from mac donalds and hungry jacks oh and the odd kfc kentucky fried chicken i like the see food diet i am on eat as much as you can while you are working abroad and not say what you eat thinking off food i am about to make lunch for my self God bless from damo laugh.gif biggrin.gif tongue.gif

Hey damo, in the bold there...about trying to get in these competitions...pardon my French, but you and I have gotten into a few pissing contests alright enough...between that and whoflungdung it has been a slice.
hay larry laugh.gif biggrin.gif i know what you mean and nah you dont have to excuse your self around me yes we have gotten into a few pissing contests biggrin.gif i feel if i was to enter a food one my new wife to be would have me strug out to dry she wants me skinny i keep teling her i will obey your wishes but its going to take time for me to loose all the weight i have thou lost a fair bit of weight it has been a slice and now i am weighting for our new victem we can victamize tongue.gif God bless from damo

In my neck of the woods there are those who say the best way to lose 150 lbs of ugly fat is to get a divorce.

peacemaker
QUOTE (Fere @ Sep 3 2008, 10:24 AM) *
I like Humble Bob and I enjoy his posts! smile.gif




1dsz5h2.gif


Now this put a smile on my face, spe. being a big stapel in my home! I love the baby pic as well!

I have a pic of my daughter with bright pink lipstick all around her mouth, she looking much like a clown with a big smile on her face, saying,.....mommy...i pretty?

LOve it!

Big hugs!
LarryD
Humble bob does not need to eat humble pie....he is one of those rare breed of saints that never taint. Onward Christian soldiers!

damo7
QUOTE (LarryD @ Sep 4 2008, 10:49 PM) *
QUOTE (damo7 @ Sep 4 2008, 07:46 PM) *
QUOTE (LarryD @ Sep 4 2008, 10:41 PM) *
QUOTE (damo7 @ Sep 3 2008, 07:30 PM) *
if this is humble bob i dont think humble bob would tell us but i cracked up as i read what larry d had put in his post i know larry d sence of humor and god does have a sence of humor he gave me a fiancee who lives in the philippines when i was asking him to give me a single women from this side of the world so i have learnt not to question what god does i try to get into these competions but i miss them and we dont hold them that often in Australia as they are held in your country i would like to enter a pie or hamburger competion i feel i can down 150 pies or hamburgers but my fiancee would shoot me and would put me on a diet she is real small and thin me though i am 6 foot 1 and built my gut is another story to much good food like pizza pasta and fried rice and nodels and the odd hamburgers from mac donalds and hungry jacks oh and the odd kfc kentucky fried chicken i like the see food diet i am on eat as much as you can while you are working abroad and not say what you eat thinking off food i am about to make lunch for my self God bless from damo laugh.gif biggrin.gif tongue.gif

Hey damo, in the bold there...about trying to get in these competitions...pardon my French, but you and I have gotten into a few pissing contests alright enough...between that and whoflungdung it has been a slice.
hay larry laugh.gif biggrin.gif i know what you mean and nah you dont have to excuse your self around me yes we have gotten into a few pissing contests biggrin.gif i feel if i was to enter a food one my new wife to be would have me strug out to dry she wants me skinny i keep teling her i will obey your wishes but its going to take time for me to loose all the weight i have thou lost a fair bit of weight it has been a slice and now i am weighting for our new victem we can victamize tongue.gif God bless from damo

In my neck of the woods there are those who say the best way to lose 150 lbs of ugly fat is to get a divorce.






well for me it was the opposite i began to eat more after my first divorce when i was a non believer it was the cigarets that were helping me keep the weight off with the speed and herroin so when god came into my life and took my creature cumforts i soon began to put weight on and look healthy

i gues my first wife also had something to do with the extra pounds


when i was in the philippines with the heat and how hot it gets over their the heat actualy helped me i drank water and just ate what my fiancee was use to eating and the food did not play up on me


soon as i come back to Australia i go on the see food diet hungry jacks mac donalds and what ever catches my eyes i dont plan my meals like was done for me by my first wife i just eat what ever


God bless from damo
LarryD
QUOTE (damo7 @ Sep 5 2008, 04:00 AM) *
QUOTE (LarryD @ Sep 4 2008, 10:49 PM) *
QUOTE (damo7 @ Sep 4 2008, 07:46 PM) *
QUOTE (LarryD @ Sep 4 2008, 10:41 PM) *
QUOTE (damo7 @ Sep 3 2008, 07:30 PM) *
if this is humble bob i dont think humble bob would tell us but i cracked up as i read what larry d had put in his post i know larry d sence of humor and god does have a sence of humor he gave me a fiancee who lives in the philippines when i was asking him to give me a single women from this side of the world so i have learnt not to question what god does i try to get into these competions but i miss them and we dont hold them that often in Australia as they are held in your country i would like to enter a pie or hamburger competion i feel i can down 150 pies or hamburgers but my fiancee would shoot me and would put me on a diet she is real small and thin me though i am 6 foot 1 and built my gut is another story to much good food like pizza pasta and fried rice and nodels and the odd hamburgers from mac donalds and hungry jacks oh and the odd kfc kentucky fried chicken i like the see food diet i am on eat as much as you can while you are working abroad and not say what you eat thinking off food i am about to make lunch for my self God bless from damo laugh.gif biggrin.gif tongue.gif

Hey damo, in the bold there...about trying to get in these competitions...pardon my French, but you and I have gotten into a few pissing contests alright enough...between that and whoflungdung it has been a slice.
hay larry laugh.gif biggrin.gif i know what you mean and nah you dont have to excuse your self around me yes we have gotten into a few pissing contests biggrin.gif i feel if i was to enter a food one my new wife to be would have me strug out to dry she wants me skinny i keep teling her i will obey your wishes but its going to take time for me to loose all the weight i have thou lost a fair bit of weight it has been a slice and now i am weighting for our new victem we can victamize tongue.gif God bless from damo

In my neck of the woods there are those who say the best way to lose 150 lbs of ugly fat is to get a divorce.


well for me it was the opposite i began to eat more after my first divorce when i was a non believer it was the cigarets that were helping me keep the weight off with the speed and herroin so when god came into my life and took my creature cumforts i soon began to put weight on and look healthy i gues my first wife also had something to do with the extra pounds when i was in the philippines with the heat and how hot it gets over their the heat actualy helped me i drank water and just ate what my fiancee was use to eating and the food did not play up on me soon as i come back to Australia i go on the see food diet hungry jacks mac donalds and what ever catches my eyes i dont plan my meals like was done for me by my first wife i just eat what ever God bless from damo

For me I have two issues......a weight issue and a wait issue. I am looking after both. The Lord has initiated a response in my spirit about the last part of Romans 14:23. "For whatsoever is not of faith is sin." I have come to realize this is a crucial line of embarkation in the spirit life. It calls us to account for any level of distrust which is dysfunctionality at it's peak, given that God has said, "The just shall live by faith." I have asked the Lord for the gift of faith and it is taking hold. That is the wait issue.
THX1138
QUOTE (Humble Bob @ Sep 3 2008, 05:43 PM) *
Oh that is too funny, LarryD. I am laughing with you and with all the others who posted. Thanks for sharing.

God has a sense of humor for sure. Ever envision Christ having a hearty laugh? laugh.gif laugh.gif


One thing that has struck me as funny is the time when Christ and the apostles were in the boat and the storm came up.

Matthew 8:23-25

23Then he got into the boat and his disciples followed him. 24Without warning, a furious storm came up on the lake, so that the waves swept over the boat. But Jesus was sleeping. 25The disciples went and woke him, saying, "Lord, save us! We're going to drown!"

So... here is this tremendous storm, the boat might be capsized... the Apostles are scared to death...

And where is Jesus?

He's ASLEEP! laugh.gif

They have to wake him up!

Thx biggrin.gif
zeetz
Oh WOW! I'm alittle late to the party, but this is one of the funniest threads I've seen here !
OH! Butterbean! My sides are hurting! Thanks all for the fun!

zeetz 1dsz5f1.gif



QUOTE (crownsevenalphabet @ Sep 3 2008, 10:13 AM) *
Nope, Humble Bob is alias ButterBean : you got the wrong bean . . .

http://www.prophetsplace.com/butterbean.shtml

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