Presidential candidate Dave Barry has stated that, if elected, he would launch an immediate airstrike on Iran. In the preliminary attack, he would bomb Iran with lawyers on a massive scale. If this did not work, he would repeat the procedure with another wave of lawyer bombardment. When asked what he would do if this drastic measure failed, he responded that in the third wave of bombardment, the lawyers would be issued parachutes! He did not specify how many, if any, politicians would be among the dropped lawyers.

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John

Lol. If that doesn't work, we can send Britney Spears. lol

That would be Farsi-cal! Now, I'm not a political pundit, but doesn't Mr. Barry's foreign policy make practical sense for all concerned? The benefit of this multi-faceted approach will no doubt be lost on the average voter!

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John

Dave Barry is totally funny, lol. I haven't read one of his columns in forever though. lol.



I dunno. What would the son's of God do?